And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38311. | mayank (mjrockr) | 44.58 | 88% | 2013-09-19 |
| 38312. | April (april_b) | 44.58 | 90% | 2011-06-24 |
| 38313. | Chardiggity (clehmann) | 44.57 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 38314. | tstats[yuzurihaa] (yuzurihaa) | 44.57 | 94% | 2021-01-24 |
| 38315. | Afonso (comesapos) | 44.56 | 94% | 2022-11-14 |
| 38316. | Nathaniel (edgar_games) | 44.56 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
| 38317. | Batbold (mcpandaboy) | 44.56 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
| 38318. | Jacob (j_kov) | 44.56 | 94% | 2017-10-17 |
| 38319. | ಠ_ಠ (1phoenix1) | 44.56 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 38320. | nine (nine) | 44.55 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 38321. | Nate (snoisia) | 44.54 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 38322. | ahmed (donkeybreath) | 44.54 | 90% | 2016-07-23 |
| 38323. | Hugo (hhellmansson) | 44.54 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 38324. | Nitin (nitin161) | 44.54 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 38325. | kaz (kazfu0ker) | 44.54 | 95% | 2013-02-13 |
| 38326. | Mubera (broken_promises) | 44.53 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 38327. | Nikolaj (moses93) | 44.52 | 84% | 2012-10-22 |
| 38328. | Shaco (lxfjohnson) | 44.52 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 38329. | Nikhil (mnikhil) | 44.51 | 93% | 2021-06-11 |
| 38330. | Rose (wolf_underneath) | 44.51 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 38331. | "(◕‿◕)" (rocky_pogi) | 44.51 | 89% | 2011-11-07 |
| 38332. | mrc (mrcgdln) | 44.50 | 94% | 2023-03-24 |
| 38333. | jammy (jammy_007) | 44.50 | 93% | 2021-04-06 |
| 38334. | Vanja (vanjamc) | 44.50 | 93% | 2021-02-20 |
| 38335. | Sonia (swagaholik) | 44.50 | 89% | 2017-03-16 |
| 38336. | Pyro (pyrosphynx) | 44.49 | 95% | 2022-05-29 |
| 38337. | Nikhil Patil (nikhilnick) | 44.49 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 38338. | Subir (subirzoro) | 44.49 | 90% | 2012-03-05 |
| 38339. | nguyen (ngnhung66) | 44.49 | 96% | 2012-09-20 |
| 38340. | Cray (craytoxic) | 44.49 | 93% | 2018-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |