So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17352. | Jeremy (definee) | 72.65 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 17353. | Shawn (swampert360) | 72.65 | 89% | 2014-10-08 |
| 17354. | Cam (camduong) | 72.65 | 95% | 2012-08-15 |
| 17355. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 72.65 | 92% | 2012-04-25 |
| 17356. | Kewa (kev24680) | 72.64 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 17357. | jack (suckyourmum2021) | 72.64 | 95% | 2023-06-20 |
| 17358. | Lindsay (lindsayw4) | 72.64 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 17359. | Andrei (sobercheg) | 72.64 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 17360. | jakub (jakub177) | 72.64 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| 17361. | Bruce (brucejamesmonge) | 72.63 | 89% | 2015-11-18 |
| 17362. | Håvard (haavga) | 72.63 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 17363. | Cue (cuewitiwat) | 72.63 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 17364. | John (jbattista) | 72.63 | 95% | 2014-01-21 |
| 17365. | Q (whaletrutle) | 72.63 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 17366. | Hao (codh) | 72.63 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 17367. | Andi (mindmyself) | 72.63 | 95% | 2012-10-26 |
| 17368. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 72.62 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 17369. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 72.62 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 17370. | Tracy (tvu812) | 72.62 | 99% | 2022-02-20 |
| 17371. | thombearr (xiiaofire) | 72.62 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 17372. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 72.62 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 17373. | Eddie (caspr333) | 72.62 | 96.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17374. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 72.62 | 98% | 2017-02-15 |
| 17375. | silvis08 (silvis08) | 72.62 | 95% | 2013-06-13 |
| 17376. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 72.61 | 95% | 2023-06-22 |
| 17377. | Josh (crustytroll) | 72.61 | 95% | 2013-04-04 |
| 17378. | Ashby (ashbydebutts) | 72.61 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 17379. | Tim (xwrv) | 72.61 | 93% | 2016-10-16 |
| 17380. | Amanda (pandabot0407) | 72.61 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 17381. | Nikolai (niki4etoo) | 72.61 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |