I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8135. | Graham (gfoote) | 95.44 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 8136. | Jon (orangeoj) | 95.43 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 8137. | Carlos (meditating) | 95.43 | 99% | 2018-07-12 |
| 8138. | Shibaayan (shibaayan) | 95.43 | 100% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8139. | celimo (celimo) | 95.43 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 8140. | Bye (inmadust) | 95.42 | 98.8% | 2025-03-08 |
| 8141. | David (hugger69) | 95.42 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 8142. | Button (mhd0) | 95.42 | 98% | 2017-05-21 |
| 8143. | Kade (buph_kade) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 8144. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 95.41 | 97.6% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8145. | Kate (kate_j) | 95.41 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 8146. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 95.41 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 8147. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 95.40 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 8148. | me (gghoney) | 95.39 | 98.8% | 2024-12-20 |
| 8149. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 95.39 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 8150. | Trent (priyank45) | 95.39 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 8151. | athanis (athanis) | 95.38 | 98.3% | 2024-01-17 |
| 8152. | Lam (dyldodyldo) | 95.38 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 8153. | xenopticon (morscodex) | 95.38 | 95.4% | 2023-11-11 |
| 8154. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 95.38 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 8155. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 95.38 | 99% | 2026-03-16 |
| 8156. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 95.37 | 99.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 8157. | qwerty (zezatkas) | 95.36 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 8158. | Nicholas (nsabadicci) | 95.35 | 99% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8159. | Johnny (gothamcity) | 95.35 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 8160. | Vaj (taychee) | 95.34 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8161. | Aidan (aidan_hunter) | 95.34 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 8162. | Gartz (gartz) | 95.34 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8163. | Katie (kat41911) | 95.34 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 8164. | Sean (crazypants27) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |