The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3999. | Kaymart (barrix) | 58.98 | 86% | 2016-04-29 |
| 4000. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 58.98 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 4001. | Alex (rtypo) | 58.98 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 4002. | Judy (judyzhang) | 58.98 | 96% | 2013-09-09 |
| 4003. | Patricia (patriciabaront) | 58.97 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 4004. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 58.97 | 95% | 2014-10-06 |
| 4005. | Arun (linuxguy9) | 58.97 | 91% | 2013-04-04 |
| 4006. | Manick (manickspeed) | 58.96 | 94% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4007. | Remember (mmohit) | 58.96 | 93% | 2013-11-05 |
| 4008. | Miran (meeran) | 58.95 | 90% | 2016-09-24 |
| 4009. | Bitter (bittter) | 58.95 | 95.6% | 2023-08-16 |
| 4010. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 58.95 | 94% | 2020-10-25 |
| 4011. | fahim (fahimskj) | 58.95 | 95% | 2017-03-22 |
| 4012. | Sheen (sheen88) | 58.95 | 97% | 2014-11-30 |
| 4013. | Ryan (rajaroc) | 58.94 | 93% | 2021-03-04 |
| 4014. | Alex (alexaaaaa) | 58.94 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 4015. | mrturkay (mrturkay) | 58.93 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 4016. | Siddhant (indianracer385) | 58.93 | 94% | 2022-07-18 |
| 4017. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 58.93 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 4018. | mohammad (giant_pirate) | 58.93 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 4019. | Bharain (baobaboi) | 58.93 | 93% | 2014-08-04 |
| 4020. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 58.93 | 99% | 2015-09-02 |
| 4021. | morpeth (morpeth) | 58.93 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 4022. | Midhun (midhunvmurali) | 58.92 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 4023. | mo (yo_mo) | 58.92 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 4024. | Alice (aliceeyi) | 58.92 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4025. | nitish (hunt_123) | 58.92 | 95% | 2016-12-03 |
| 4026. | Jude (mrjew09) | 58.91 | 95% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4027. | thomas (takethemall) | 58.91 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4028. | Jaruvit (peekapton2540) | 58.91 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |