Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4796. | Ben (keyboardrupture) | 45.50 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 4797. | Dear (dearme) | 45.49 | 95% | 2019-11-04 |
| 4798. | Abhishek (erabh) | 45.49 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 4799. | Fath (wowie_gr8_typer) | 45.46 | 93% | 2021-08-14 |
| 4800. | Spiros (bytheway) | 45.46 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 4801. | Temp (drbeatman) | 45.44 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4802. | Dmitry (asdre) | 45.42 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 4803. | Junior (amayou) | 45.41 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 4804. | Varun (varun2) | 45.40 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4805. | masdanil (masdanil) | 45.38 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4806. | starry (starryyen) | 45.37 | 94% | 2017-10-11 |
| 4807. | Ezad (ezad99) | 45.35 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4808. | SnowyGarden (worapop123) | 45.35 | 94% | 2018-04-06 |
| 4809. | Dung (nguyenvuthuydung) | 45.32 | 94% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4810. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 45.23 | 93% | 2018-07-26 |
| 4811. | MostPassiveUser (mostpassiv... | 45.21 | 95% | 2019-10-20 |
| 4812. | Moritz (moritz_) | 45.20 | 95% | 2018-06-28 |
| 4813. | On the Go (rumasud99) | 45.19 | 94% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4814. | Arianna (chicken_wings16) | 45.13 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4815. | Maxis (maxiswj) | 45.10 | 94% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4816. | Simon (9410besi) | 45.08 | 94% | 2017-12-09 |
| 4817. | mrT4ntr4 (scriptdaddy) | 44.96 | 93% | 2018-04-24 |
| 4818. | Dan (danzibar) | 44.89 | 93% | 2019-02-24 |
| 4819. | sai (luckyganesh) | 44.85 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4820. | Feriiii (feriiiiiiii) | 44.83 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4821. | Timothy (t1m0) | 44.83 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
| 4822. | Benson (thenames_jeff) | 44.73 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4823. | Elizabeth (i_am_piece_of_tr... | 44.69 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4824. | Isaac (djrock54) | 44.67 | 94% | 2018-06-18 |
| 4825. | Pakboyakodati (pakboyakodati) | 44.65 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |