I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13300. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 80.22 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 13301. | binnycoco26 (dustinw) | 80.21 | 98.2% | 2025-05-12 |
| 13302. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 80.21 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13303. | Eu Ching (uztra_) | 80.21 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13304. | Patrick (monkyoo) | 80.21 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 13305. | Fairyball (fairyballyt) | 80.20 | 95.1% | 2023-07-24 |
| 13306. | Cássio (ssscassio) | 80.20 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 13307. | Jandar (jandar) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 13308. | marsistX (marsistx) | 80.19 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 13309. | Katie (katwillums) | 80.18 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 13310. | Jacob (jcbeer910) | 80.18 | 97% | 2024-12-02 |
| 13311. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 80.18 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 13312. | Mt.Taiji (saksham1992) | 80.18 | 96.6% | 2023-11-12 |
| 13313. | coin (coinpurse) | 80.17 | 99.4% | 2025-01-27 |
| 13314. | Simond (stellarium) | 80.17 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 13315. | Little (littlepump1) | 80.17 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 13316. | One (morfar123) | 80.16 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13317. | Bao (darknight91) | 80.16 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 13318. | Kevin (whatsyourtype) | 80.16 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 13319. | Oscar (dllmloll) | 80.16 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 13320. | Amr (amrstien) | 80.16 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 13321. | Shreyas (shreyaschavhan) | 80.16 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 13322. | Jordan (invictusj) | 80.16 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 13323. | Accuracy (dozwolonymein) | 80.16 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13324. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 80.16 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 13325. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 80.15 | 93.7% | 2024-07-27 |
| 13326. | Cody (eudemus_90) | 80.15 | 96% | 2024-04-23 |
| 13327. | ez (ez_keyz) | 80.15 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13328. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13329. | Daenerys (daenerys_stormborn) | 80.14 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |