So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5932. | Arthur (artnet) | 95.94 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
| 5933. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 95.93 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 5934. | nemo (nemo_nemini) | 95.93 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 5935. | apoorv (covfere) | 95.93 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 5936. | joseph (josephrchang) | 95.93 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 5937. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 95.93 | 92% | 2015-04-17 |
| 5938. | Victor (milnerv) | 95.92 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 5939. | ert (ertertertert) | 95.92 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 5940. | Evan (shibbyllama) | 95.92 | 98% | 2012-01-22 |
| 5941. | kyler (king_ky) | 95.91 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 5942. | David (mordecai1011) | 95.91 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 5943. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 95.91 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5944. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 95.91 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 5945. | Kingwana (carelessgallus2) | 95.90 | 98% | 2016-03-02 |
| 5946. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5947. | ♥ (deuxanima) | 95.90 | 98% | 2011-12-22 |
| 5948. | superkhau (superkhau) | 95.89 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 5949. | Meszo (meszo) | 95.89 | 92% | 2013-11-13 |
| 5950. | Zach (morcheeba) | 95.89 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 5951. | pat (trikster) | 95.88 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5952. | lex (axemzo) | 95.87 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 5953. | pandy69 (pandy69) | 95.87 | 98.2% | 2023-07-27 |
| 5954. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 95.87 | 99% | 2022-11-12 |
| 5955. | Brandon (bboybeandon) | 95.87 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5956. | UT99 Taught me to Type (karek) | 95.87 | 97% | 2012-11-25 |
| 5957. | ActiveUnique (activeunique) | 95.87 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 5958. | Adrian (adriangat) | 95.86 | 98.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5959. | Kevin (kckc) | 95.86 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 5960. | Timothy (qffafq) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5961. | Jules (julesbry) | 95.85 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |