And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1755. | red32 (blckman) | 129.72 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 1756. | Jordan (ludovician) | 129.71 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
| 1757. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 129.70 | 99.3% | 2023-07-22 |
| 1758. | sparcasm (sparcasm) | 129.69 | 99% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1759. | i never win (neroflux) | 129.69 | 98% | 2014-02-17 |
| 1760. | John Carlo (jcdue21) | 129.68 | 98% | 2017-01-29 |
| 1761. | Narumi (udon) | 129.66 | 98% | 2013-12-03 |
| 1762. | ばにらー tired goodby... | 129.66 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 1763. | Nina (ninalam) | 129.63 | 98% | 2011-05-27 |
| 1764. | ☀️🎯 (solarscopez) | 129.63 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 1765. | Zach (zachary989) | 129.63 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 1766. | (joetyper2014) | 129.62 | 98.4% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1767. | earwax (oily) | 129.62 | 99% | 2019-08-25 |
| 1768. | Sum Sum (summerill) | 129.61 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 1769. | Digital (latigidigital) | 129.61 | 92% | 2012-08-27 |
| 1770. | Erica (heyitsricky) | 129.61 | 99% | 2011-12-22 |
| 1771. | V (mopster) | 129.59 | 98% | 2015-10-28 |
| 1772. | Jenna (littleginger) | 129.59 | 90% | 2013-09-13 |
| 1773. | Gil (gilmore) | 129.59 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 1774. | Former (former77) | 129.57 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 1775. | Aakash (srinivasan41) | 129.57 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 1776. | Priscilla (simplyscience) | 129.57 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 1777. | Ryan (ryanp_me) | 129.57 | 98% | 2012-08-02 |
| 1778. | Adam (watto) | 129.57 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 1779. | S (sestevens) | 129.56 | 99% | 2012-10-24 |
| 1780. | young (suncrusher) | 129.55 | 99% | 2016-07-11 |
| 1781. | kelvish (kelvish) | 129.54 | 97% | 2011-10-06 |
| 1782. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 129.52 | 97.1% | 2023-10-01 |
| 1783. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 129.52 | 99% | 2011-09-03 |
| 1784. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 129.52 | 99% | 2023-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |