And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6744. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 106.11 | 96% | 2015-01-25 |
| 6745. | asdfasdf (211bazooka) | 106.11 | 97.5% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6746. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 106.10 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 6747. | Jackie (september4) | 106.10 | 100% | 2013-11-26 |
| 6748. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 106.09 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 6749. | Tor (magulina) | 106.09 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 6750. | HienNB (nbhduoc) | 106.09 | 99% | 2011-11-01 |
| 6751. | Malia (lily_jasmine) | 106.08 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 6752. | Christopher (csawx) | 106.08 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6753. | eeee (eeee_) | 106.08 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 6754. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 106.07 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6755. | Sara (svellab) | 106.07 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 6756. | Paul (pirate_turtle) | 106.07 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 6757. | Luc (lucb1e) | 106.07 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 6758. | Nicole (ruff) | 106.07 | 92% | 2013-03-12 |
| 6759. | Song (quot) | 106.06 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6760. | sojo (sojoyes) | 106.05 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 6761. | Johnn (moppster) | 106.05 | 97% | 2015-10-09 |
| 6762. | Namekuji (saltslug) | 106.05 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 6763. | Brent (avoc17) | 106.04 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 6764. | Cultist (kishore0305) | 106.03 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6765. | Mony The G (skull_slayer) | 106.03 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6766. | Dotatko (kobe0824mvp) | 106.03 | 89% | 2012-12-01 |
| 6767. | Kyle (1cheeseisyummy5) | 106.02 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 6768. | שבי (wallabyy) | 106.02 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 6769. | Scaramouche (tr00t) | 106.02 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 6770. | gidi (gidi) | 106.02 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 6771. | Andy (savioric) | 106.02 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 6772. | Jaree (stickytape) | 106.02 | 87% | 2014-10-30 |
| 6773. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 106.01 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |