I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20828. | Jc9369 (trotterspiglet) | 61.45 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 20829. | Max (banjopickingman) | 61.45 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 20830. | M (s0fy4n002) | 61.44 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 20831. | Luis (lululemonss) | 61.43 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
| 20832. | mokm (mokm) | 61.43 | 95.5% | 2023-07-30 |
| 20833. | Ted (icydgx) | 61.43 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 20834. | Paul (paul1106) | 61.43 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 20835. | s (sdsdr) | 61.43 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 20836. | Harrisandman (harrisandman) | 61.43 | 93% | 2021-05-05 |
| 20837. | Jed (pbplusj) | 61.43 | 95% | 2018-11-27 |
| 20838. | Sir Em (ephraim47) | 61.42 | 95.5% | 2024-05-19 |
| 20839. | Linus (detailsnot) | 61.42 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 20840. | Jose (hoxe) | 61.42 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 20841. | tommy_guns (tommy_guns) | 61.41 | 95.8% | 2023-08-16 |
| 20842. | Ayush (ayush_2003) | 61.41 | 93.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 20843. | Abhijeet (darthvader32) | 61.41 | 94.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 20844. | dan E (mopecity) | 61.40 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 20845. | JOe (pw69) | 61.40 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 20846. | Saksham (saksham123) | 61.40 | 93.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 20847. | shames (shaymaya) | 61.39 | 93% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20848. | Andrzej (andredo1) | 61.39 | 95% | 2022-12-11 |
| 20849. | Yannis (super_gumba) | 61.39 | 93% | 2022-09-01 |
| 20850. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 61.39 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 20851. | Joe (joe_scotto) | 61.39 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 20852. | Atharva (pandemania) | 61.39 | 96% | 2023-07-27 |
| 20853. | Nigel (nigeljames) | 61.38 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 20854. | Alex (alexk123) | 61.38 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 20855. | Paansa (finalversus) | 61.38 | 95.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 20856. | Kostia (kostantinthegreat) | 61.37 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 20857. | Will (thewonkychemist) | 61.37 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |