As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17094. | Type (naught1usmaximus) | 68.37 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 17095. | watermelon (pineapple_pen) | 68.37 | 95.5% | 2024-10-26 |
| 17096. | Indeed (indeed001) | 68.37 | 95.2% | 2023-08-06 |
| 17097. | Rice (rice_penguin) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 17098. | a (stanrude) | 68.37 | 99% | 2022-07-25 |
| 17099. | hhdhwuus (hhdhwuus) | 68.37 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 17100. | John (mernst) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 17101. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 68.37 | 89% | 2016-02-02 |
| 17102. | Snehasis (snehasis17) | 68.36 | 96.1% | 2024-06-13 |
| 17103. | dwink (king_wilcuber) | 68.36 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 17104. | Cameron (phieyl) | 68.36 | 97.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17105. | Yoci (yociee) | 68.36 | 97% | 2016-06-26 |
| 17106. | El Psy Kongroo (fiive_starboy) | 68.36 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 17107. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 68.36 | 95% | 2016-10-30 |
| 17108. | Thomas (tumpz) | 68.36 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 17109. | habiba (habibaai) | 68.36 | 95% | 2017-03-14 |
| 17110. | Irene (gold3nang3l) | 68.35 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 17111. | L (lpuczynski) | 68.35 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 17112. | James (jimyo) | 68.35 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 17113. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 17114. | Tahmeed Ibne (vedistaan) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17115. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 68.35 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 17116. | Gabriel (human456) | 68.35 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
| 17117. | kil_tk (amrit_malla) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 17118. | fatty (slowpoke132) | 68.34 | 95% | 2018-01-01 |
| 17119. | Stretch (strezetch) | 68.33 | 96% | 2024-07-16 |
| 17120. | Dabaw (krisantoberame) | 68.33 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 17121. | Bora (boradag) | 68.33 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 17122. | vero (vrnica) | 68.33 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
| 17123. | /ᐠ.ꞈ.ᐟ\ (procat) | 68.33 | 96.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |