As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14196. | Kanishk (kanishk014) | 74.95 | 96% | 2024-03-15 |
| 14197. | Sidriel (koyautoka) | 74.95 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 14198. | Koreandaughter (koreandaugh... | 74.95 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 14199. | Kill (killyourself1234) | 74.95 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 14200. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 74.95 | 93% | 2015-12-19 |
| 14201. | Riley (nooble) | 74.94 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 14202. | Gunner (gunner8) | 74.94 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 14203. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 74.94 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
| 14204. | Simon (gothsimba) | 74.92 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 14205. | Dat (ltdat1618) | 74.92 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 14206. | Matej (matejh) | 74.92 | 96% | 2016-07-24 |
| 14207. | Palqa (palqar) | 74.92 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 14208. | Jackson (brooms54) | 74.91 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 14209. | Fran (fran7) | 74.91 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 14210. | Ahmed (_ahmed2001youssef) | 74.91 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14211. | Michael (michaellco) | 74.91 | 95% | 2019-08-03 |
| 14212. | Ev (ekamp18) | 74.90 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 14213. | Tim (thekwa) | 74.90 | 97% | 2026-01-12 |
| 14214. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 74.90 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
| 14215. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 74.90 | 95% | 2015-10-24 |
| 14216. | chc (chc442) | 74.89 | 93% | 2016-06-14 |
| 14217. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 74.89 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 14218. | David (davidliu323) | 74.89 | 86% | 2016-10-31 |
| 14219. | Werner (wernerstucky) | 74.89 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
| 14220. | CJ (cannedair) | 74.89 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
| 14221. | Bryan (hail2u) | 74.88 | 92% | 2016-12-28 |
| 14222. | Fredo (eternalsunshineofspo... | 74.88 | 98.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 14223. | Cole (yeuling) | 74.88 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14224. | John (chaosflurry) | 74.88 | 86% | 2016-04-28 |
| 14225. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 74.88 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |