Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23995. | Rohit (rohit_lee) | 62.74 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 23996. | Hyeongseok (inwoo_5566) | 62.74 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
| 23997. | Rain (u96e8) | 62.74 | 95% | 2018-08-04 |
| 23998. | Areigar (tonio) | 62.74 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 23999. | Slip (slip) | 62.74 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 24000. | Jess (jessina) | 62.74 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 24001. | merruem (merruem) | 62.73 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 24002. | Hector (hg088) | 62.73 | 95% | 2022-09-06 |
| 24003. | yasser (yasblack) | 62.73 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 24004. | Finley (blindfish) | 62.73 | 93% | 2022-01-07 |
| 24005. | Vincent (vincentvz) | 62.73 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 24006. | why leave the race (___0___) | 62.73 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 24007. | Heather (hla24) | 62.73 | 88% | 2014-04-16 |
| 24008. | Hayk (hayk) | 62.73 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 24009. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 62.73 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 24010. | derick10 (derick10) | 62.73 | 89% | 2012-10-30 |
| 24011. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 62.72 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 24012. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 62.72 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 24013. | moonk5 (moonk5) | 62.72 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24014. | Miyu (miyukitkat) | 62.72 | 95% | 2013-07-07 |
| 24015. | Truong Giang (lengthriver) | 62.72 | 97% | 2011-10-13 |
| 24016. | Ramen (idrinkjelly) | 62.72 | 94% | 2013-08-26 |
| 24017. | Go (gomar3n) | 62.71 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 24018. | Profit World Yet Forfeit So... | 62.71 | 92% | 2014-02-12 |
| 24019. | RIRFNM (irfanfadilah) | 62.71 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 24020. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 62.71 | 95% | 2016-01-31 |
| 24021. | Rocket (rrocketla) | 62.71 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 24022. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 62.71 | 84% | 2012-06-09 |
| 24023. | Andre (acarrilho) | 62.71 | 95% | 2013-09-26 |
| 24024. | ky (398326924) | 62.71 | 95% | 2015-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |