I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11025. | Crispy (cr1sp7) | 79.50 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11026. | Catherine (ducknut) | 79.50 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 11027. | Batman (ctbatmanapple) | 79.50 | 96% | 2024-04-25 |
| 11028. | Saba (sabatsomaia) | 79.50 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 11029. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 79.49 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11030. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 79.49 | 96.9% | 2023-05-28 |
| 11031. | 🐌Snail🐌 (jayvenlai) | 79.48 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 11032. | Yuen (yibe1233) | 79.48 | 97% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11033. | yamate (yamate123) | 79.48 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 11034. | salvan (salvan333) | 79.48 | 97.4% | 2024-07-02 |
| 11035. | Maffyou (monstermatts) | 79.48 | 97% | 2025-10-16 |
| 11036. | The (thebetteraleks) | 79.47 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 11037. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 79.47 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 11038. | Erik (erikd234) | 79.47 | 96.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11039. | Robert (robertwastaken) | 79.47 | 95.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11040. | Pokeman (poke_man) | 79.47 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 11041. | Lapis (jeff3077) | 79.46 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11042. | Jack (moonbubbles) | 79.46 | 94% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11043. | Said Umer (saidii) | 79.46 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 11044. | Owen (saka0803) | 79.45 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 11045. | Joe (2513134) | 79.45 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11046. | blee (tijae) | 79.44 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 11047. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 79.44 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 11048. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 79.44 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11049. | Ryan (rlum) | 79.44 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 11050. | Abdo Souls (abdosouls) | 79.44 | 97% | 2025-11-01 |
| 11051. | Bryan (ittzbryan) | 79.44 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 11052. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 79.43 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 11053. | Robin (wallgr3n) | 79.43 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11054. | dd (dobled) | 79.43 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |