The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7766. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 94.07 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 7767. | etienne (etiennne) | 94.07 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 7768. | Steve (steve_racer) | 94.06 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 7769. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 94.06 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 7770. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 94.06 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 7771. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 94.06 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 7772. | Cory B (siswiz203) | 94.06 | 98% | 2014-07-07 |
| 7773. | Tony (nafahmidi) | 94.06 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 7774. | kevin (kevincuz) | 94.05 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 7775. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 94.05 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 7776. | Silvia (tanpipi) | 94.05 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 7777. | Matthew (mbryantms) | 94.05 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 7778. | Notgoingto (binge_typing) | 94.05 | 99% | 2019-08-18 |
| 7779. | SuckaSurprise (suckasurprise) | 94.04 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 7780. | Kumar (kayush) | 94.04 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7781. | JiminL (jiminl) | 94.04 | 94% | 2011-11-03 |
| 7782. | Moomoo (moomoo617) | 94.03 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 7783. | nimitz (nimitzpro) | 94.03 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 7784. | Andrew (patatoed) | 94.03 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 7785. | blink (hagjac72) | 94.03 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7786. | Kadardes (kadardes) | 94.02 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 7787. | ToastyCPU (mynewuser) | 94.02 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7788. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 94.02 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 7789. | Johan (fraught) | 94.02 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 7790. | Jin (demograph) | 94.02 | 88% | 2011-12-02 |
| 7791. | Danny (danno7) | 94.02 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 7792. | Cleon (entixty) | 94.01 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 7793. | Michael (pioverlord) | 94.01 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 7794. | Vleenz (vle3nz) | 94.00 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 7795. | har (zsbzsb) | 94.00 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |