As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4679. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 98.53 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 4680. | Paddy (paddyl) | 98.52 | 99% | 2024-03-28 |
| 4681. | Workbean (workbean) | 98.52 | 87% | 2015-04-27 |
| 4682. | Anth (anthboss) | 98.52 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4683. | Alan (alanfortlink) | 98.52 | 98.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4684. | Tin (iku_nagae) | 98.51 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
| 4685. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 98.51 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
| 4686. | john (blueyshark) | 98.50 | 97.5% | 2024-08-28 |
| 4687. | Ben (benjaminfox101) | 98.50 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 4688. | Shawn (frezna) | 98.50 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 4689. | Simon (sivara) | 98.50 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4690. | Victor (yangmillstheory) | 98.49 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
| 4691. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 98.49 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 4692. | joe (gstakk) | 98.49 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 4693. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 4694. | economizing (economizing) | 98.49 | 100% | 2021-02-09 |
| 4695. | Sandratra (deathgun002) | 98.48 | 98% | 2024-07-02 |
| 4696. | Kerwin (moogle415) | 98.48 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4697. | Where's Christian? 👌 (ho... | 98.48 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4698. | TTroofs (esko98) | 98.46 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 4699. | Zlinky (zlinky32) | 98.46 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 4700. | Rein (lilpotatopop) | 98.45 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 4701. | Jerviz (jerviz) | 98.45 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 4702. | Hah (verdaderopan) | 98.45 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 4703. | garbyal ✌(-‿-)✌ (garb... | 98.45 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 4704. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 98.44 | 97.6% | 2024-08-10 |
| 4705. | Austin (austinpaloni) | 98.44 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 4706. | bloodsuga (bloodsuga) | 98.44 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 4707. | j34s (novona) | 98.44 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 4708. | Steve (stlewis1121) | 98.44 | 97% | 2015-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |