As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8852. | neil (neil_da_nub) | 86.38 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 8853. | Russell (russell_t3ap) | 86.38 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 8854. | Tongyi (shent) | 86.38 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 8855. | David (dungeonsiege) | 86.38 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 8856. | Abram (the707guy) | 86.37 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8857. | Daniel (lestina) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8858. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 86.37 | 96% | 2024-09-05 |
| 8859. | Jeff (dotjeff) | 86.37 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 8860. | Jake (jr3224) | 86.37 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 8861. | 💕💕💕 (ypdq) | 86.36 | 96.3% | 2024-04-24 |
| 8862. | Donovan (donovanb) | 86.36 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 8863. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 86.36 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 8864. | Ayden (aydensonline) | 86.36 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 8865. | Paul (dkim1497) | 86.36 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8866. | little uzi (valstroyer) | 86.36 | 97.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8867. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 86.36 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| 8868. | Moody (moodyqundeel) | 86.35 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 8869. | Wiggy (wiggywiggy) | 86.34 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 8870. | Johnathan Walter (luciferin) | 86.34 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 8871. | Art (vargtro) | 86.34 | 97% | 2016-06-21 |
| 8872. | En (vailone) | 86.34 | 90% | 2016-10-21 |
| 8873. | Musically (musically_ut) | 86.33 | 91% | 2015-09-07 |
| 8874. | emily (emily_chwn) | 86.32 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 8875. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 86.32 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 8876. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 86.32 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8877. | JohnRS (tjohnr_sam) | 86.31 | 97.1% | 2024-11-07 |
| 8878. | Apoorv (apoorv97) | 86.31 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 8879. | Evan (lil_effer) | 86.31 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
| 8880. | Per (dubgeiser) | 86.31 | 98.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 8881. | Peter (acidflare) | 86.30 | 98% | 2016-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |