Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3812. | William (wmechnig) | 60.99 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3813. | cody (astro8192) | 60.97 | 96% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3814. | (narzzz) | 60.97 | 94% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3815. | Yoby (yobynad) | 60.97 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 3816. | Maximus (kingmaximus) | 60.97 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 3817. | Anthony (burner17) | 60.95 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 3818. | Justin (jmyler) | 60.95 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 3819. | Brocolis (lord_ding) | 60.93 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 3820. | Yamata (yamata2999) | 60.92 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3821. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 60.92 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 3822. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 60.90 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3823. | Florante (junptrp) | 60.90 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3824. | flybot (flybot) | 60.88 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3825. | William (rc7718) | 60.87 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3826. | Ng Zhao Xian (insignia33) | 60.86 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 3827. | Pawat (pawat4988) | 60.82 | 95% | 2019-08-21 |
| 3828. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 60.79 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3829. | Justin (joverstreet) | 60.79 | 95% | 2018-01-16 |
| 3830. | Sherali (sherali) | 60.79 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 3831. | Dan (moochookaboo) | 60.79 | 92% | 2019-03-10 |
| 3832. | IHaveFourHands (ihavefourha... | 60.77 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3833. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 60.77 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
| 3834. | Stefan (petreastefan) | 60.76 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 3835. | Naradon (naradon) | 60.76 | 94% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3836. | Vladislav (slepick) | 60.71 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 3837. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 60.70 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 3838. | Andreas (mangabro) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 3839. | Karsten (gerk) | 60.67 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 3840. | Ankit (ankyizhere) | 60.67 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 3841. | Thenhow (thenhow) | 60.65 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |