As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13942. | AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) | 75.72 | 93% | 2016-02-27 |
| 13943. | NotSmirks (smirks) | 75.71 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 13944. | Sasa (saasaa) | 75.71 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 13945. | Yexsys (yexsys) | 75.71 | 95% | 2023-04-02 |
| 13946. | Effort0208 (effort0208) | 75.71 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
| 13947. | Pedro (pelohi) | 75.71 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 13948. | Packman (packman2024) | 75.70 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 13949. | martin (martin642) | 75.70 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13950. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 75.70 | 98.8% | 2025-02-26 |
| 13951. | kg (kashg) | 75.69 | 96.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 13952. | Evilenx (evilenx) | 75.69 | 94% | 2025-12-22 |
| 13953. | Julia (348753021) | 75.69 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 13954. | lost (lostconquest) | 75.69 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
| 13955. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 75.69 | 96% | 2016-05-28 |
| 13956. | Karthik (_karthik_jamadagni) | 75.68 | 95.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13957. | chalantorn (tonchalantron) | 75.68 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13958. | Nat (nattykmellor) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 13959. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 75.67 | 96.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 13960. | Eirik (eireksten) | 75.67 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 13961. | Magnus (moobin) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 13962. | Wang (doubleecao) | 75.67 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 13963. | (aimlect) | 75.66 | 96% | 2025-11-29 |
| 13964. | (vizzzard) | 75.66 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13965. | Syein (syein) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
| 13966. | Damn (dammmson) | 75.66 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 13967. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 75.66 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 13968. | Piyush (piyush072) | 75.65 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 13969. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 75.65 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13970. | Alastair (brokenrules) | 75.64 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 13971. | 3ztzzy (3ztzzy) | 75.64 | 95.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |