And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13988. | jeff (fatty235) | 89.09 | 98% | 2015-12-20 |
| 13989. | Cube (abdullah67) | 89.09 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13990. | norush (norush) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 13991. | .tstats[lnflux] (lnflux) | 89.09 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 13992. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 89.09 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13993. | Emily (emilydanielle2013) | 89.09 | 97% | 2012-03-19 |
| 13994. | Knights who until recently ... | 89.09 | 97% | 2016-04-13 |
| 13995. | (aciller123) | 89.09 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 13996. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 89.08 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 13997. | (humbertotorres) | 89.08 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 13998. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 89.08 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 13999. | Xilly (xillyyt) | 89.08 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 14000. | Nara (narangie) | 89.08 | 92% | 2015-12-13 |
| 14001. | (nicholasmiller22) | 89.08 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 14002. | Peter (beten) | 89.08 | 94% | 2014-01-20 |
| 14003. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 89.08 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 14004. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 89.07 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 14005. | cabbie12 (cabbie12) | 89.07 | 96.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 14006. | (snailzzy) | 89.07 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 14007. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 89.07 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 14008. | Chien (xuanchien) | 89.07 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 14009. | Alex (educational) | 89.07 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 14010. | Magnus (moobin) | 89.07 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 14011. | Greg (dietsche_colemak) | 89.07 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
| 14012. | Ce (celineusa) | 89.06 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 14013. | Kailan (kailan) | 89.06 | 97% | 2013-04-02 |
| 14014. | M. (abdulmuhsee) | 89.06 | 98% | 2013-09-14 |
| 14015. | SN (secario) | 89.06 | 96% | 2013-05-21 |
| 14016. | (chewbacca7367) | 89.05 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 14017. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 89.05 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |