I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 594. | loois (gorgontes) | 113.26 | 99% | 2024-07-14 |
| 595. | asj (asj_benc) | 113.23 | 97.5% | 2023-06-09 |
| 596. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 113.21 | 98.9% | 2024-09-19 |
| 597. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 113.17 | 97% | 2025-02-17 |
| 598. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 113.12 | 98% | 2025-08-18 |
| 599. | MonyTheG (maherttv) | 113.09 | 97.8% | 2024-11-10 |
| 600. | TALLADEGA (manicc) | 113.05 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 601. | 11 figure squad $$$ 160iq n... | 113.03 | 95% | 2024-12-01 |
| 602. | Ryowo (ryowo99) | 113.03 | 97% | 2024-08-01 |
| 603. | Jake (ashborn32_s) | 113.00 | 97% | 2024-01-08 |
| 604. | M (nazarene7) | 112.95 | 98.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 605. | dloezz (dloezz) | 112.95 | 96.9% | 2024-07-16 |
| 606. | arigrate (mercury80) | 112.89 | 98.3% | 2024-04-15 |
| 607. | pwned (16wpm) | 112.87 | 98.3% | 2025-03-12 |
| 608. | こお (koo_ty) | 112.85 | 97.3% | 2024-12-07 |
| 609. | Elie (elielouis1337) | 112.65 | 98% | 2024-10-27 |
| 610. | (monpre) | 112.63 | 98.2% | 2023-07-17 |
| 611. | Alumetra (rayacross) | 112.60 | 97.6% | 2025-04-05 |
| 612. | glitter (glitterdove) | 112.57 | 97.8% | 2024-09-25 |
| 613. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 112.57 | 98% | 2024-04-12 |
| 614. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 112.56 | 98.4% | 2023-09-14 |
| 615. | Sev (sevi_) | 112.54 | 96.7% | 2023-12-15 |
| 616. | Kai حيادي (famboy32) | 112.46 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 617. | Banana (bananawana) | 112.46 | 96.5% | 2025-01-16 |
| 618. | batbold (bb__) | 112.46 | 98.5% | 2023-07-22 |
| 619. | Kamusarii (kamuii) | 112.45 | 97% | 2025-08-31 |
| 620. | Laura (viscoseoce) | 112.42 | 97.5% | 2023-09-04 |
| 621. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 112.42 | 96.3% | 2023-09-24 |
| 622. | James (jimbowick) | 112.35 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
| 623. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 112.34 | 97.6% | 2023-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |