The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23370. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 66.62 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 23371. | Julia (bunnimochi) | 66.62 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 23372. | Mustakim (winterflew) | 66.62 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 23373. | Ankit (apatel4) | 66.62 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 23374. | megalog (megalog) | 66.62 | 98% | 2013-03-12 |
| 23375. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 66.62 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 23376. | verdant (verdantasd) | 66.61 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 23377. | albone (albonwu) | 66.61 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 23378. | hio_kio (hinx) | 66.61 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 23379. | Diego (possesswithin) | 66.61 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 23380. | Jeff (kr33py) | 66.61 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
| 23381. | Sujash (sujash03) | 66.61 | 94% | 2016-10-03 |
| 23382. | djackallstar (djackallstar) | 66.61 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 23383. | Ray (rayzor813) | 66.61 | 90% | 2017-01-27 |
| 23384. | Sean (manbeervark) | 66.61 | 96% | 2016-08-04 |
| 23385. | emmers (emmers) | 66.61 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 23386. | Cian (ashal99) | 66.60 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 23387. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 66.60 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 23388. | jude (h0merow) | 66.60 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 23389. | kougi (kougi) | 66.60 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 23390. | Martin (hargenrulze) | 66.60 | 86% | 2014-01-12 |
| 23391. | Antonio (monpig) | 66.60 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 23392. | Jer (jerhino) | 66.60 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 23393. | Evan (wendt9222) | 66.59 | 89% | 2017-01-16 |
| 23394. | ATRAN (atranhehe) | 66.59 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 23395. | Procupine (procupine) | 66.59 | 91% | 2016-01-24 |
| 23396. | Raymond (racerwins) | 66.59 | 97% | 2016-04-19 |
| 23397. | Neil (neil_004) | 66.59 | 94% | 2011-06-28 |
| 23398. | gail (gail_5rickman) | 66.59 | 99% | 2012-04-16 |
| 23399. | icosaedru (achimia) | 66.59 | 97% | 2016-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |