So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3216. | twitch.tv/maximum12345 (abn... | 106.45 | 97% | 2015-01-31 |
| 3217. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 106.44 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 3218. | Conning (conning) | 106.43 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 3219. | (eternality) | 106.42 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 3220. | George (abbess) | 106.42 | 99% | 2021-01-30 |
| 3221. | China (dvorak_king) | 106.42 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 3222. | d (mrdenz) | 106.42 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 3223. | Skippy (skippy9) | 106.39 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 3224. | Kuzel (kuzel) | 106.39 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3225. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 106.39 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 3226. | TypingMaster (typingmaster) | 106.39 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 3227. | Alex (alexmhso) | 106.39 | 96% | 2012-01-16 |
| 3228. | Thomas (tommylammy) | 106.37 | 94% | 2015-03-14 |
| 3229. | Gregory (wivivol) | 106.37 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 3230. | corsaere (corsaere) | 106.36 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 3231. | ジョーヨ (joeyo) | 106.36 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 3232. | Suresh (sarihaddu) | 106.35 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| 3233. | Vitium (vitium) | 106.35 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 3234. | Can Baba (canoo) | 106.35 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3235. | monkeysee (monkeysee) | 106.35 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
| 3236. | Charles (charlesbrach) | 106.35 | 97% | 2011-11-23 |
| 3237. | joe (slightly) | 106.34 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 3238. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 106.33 | 98% | 2011-12-20 |
| 3239. | Danan (dananbookworm) | 106.33 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 3240. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 106.32 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 3241. | T (demolition) | 106.32 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 3242. | Om (omajoshi9) | 106.31 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 3243. | Finch (ficxjo) | 106.31 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3244. | S (skonzer) | 106.30 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3245. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 106.30 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |