The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11738. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 85.01 | 93% | 2011-11-18 |
| 11739. | Tikku (undefined_particle) | 85.01 | 93% | 2017-01-15 |
| 11740. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 85.00 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| 11741. | HVZ (hvz07) | 85.00 | 97.8% | 2024-05-06 |
| 11742. | dev (devdavinchi) | 85.00 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11743. | Lime (lime_is) | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11744. | Typer (fastfire) | 85.00 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 11745. | Mason (mrnicejob) | 85.00 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 11746. | pizki (pizki) | 85.00 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| 11747. | pall_smeenis (pall_smeenis) | 84.99 | 98% | 2024-12-02 |
| 11748. | Bill (billyisme) | 84.99 | 95.3% | 2024-11-27 |
| 11749. | bjobers (bjobers) | 84.99 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 11750. | つき (tsuki24) | 84.99 | 97.7% | 2024-03-20 |
| 11751. | GL (gl2993) | 84.99 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 11752. | Tyler (thermalcry) | 84.99 | 96% | 2012-12-14 |
| 11753. | สปริงหัก (b... | 84.99 | 99% | 2018-08-03 |
| 11754. | Damon (damonc89) | 84.98 | 96.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 11755. | david (nugnoy) | 84.98 | 93% | 2013-08-19 |
| 11756. | Monkeyjwzd (monkeyjwzd) | 84.98 | 96.1% | 2025-01-22 |
| 11757. | moron (moron) | 84.98 | 96% | 2013-08-11 |
| 11758. | tormentedBishop (cerealkill... | 84.97 | 96.8% | 2025-05-03 |
| 11759. | Oneirophon (japiex) | 84.97 | 99% | 2018-04-05 |
| 11760. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 84.97 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 11761. | 98765321 (98765321) | 84.97 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 11762. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 84.97 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| 11763. | Archangel (arkhangelos) | 84.96 | 97% | 2024-05-24 |
| 11764. | dav0cado (dav0cado) | 84.96 | 98% | 2024-03-12 |
| 11765. | Ryan (rvisich5) | 84.96 | 96% | 2024-07-04 |
| 11766. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 84.96 | 96.9% | 2024-06-05 |
| 11767. | Lara (goddess_111) | 84.96 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |