I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 10664. | Guest (unkenjosh) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 10665. | Narcis (w1qi) | 85.34 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10666. | Frank (frankhaowong714) | 85.34 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 10667. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 85.34 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 10668. | Moody (moodyqundeel) | 85.33 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 10669. | David (hahayoulose) | 85.33 | 100% | 2017-10-08 |
| 10670. | Machine (guldan) | 85.33 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 10671. | Lyam Katz (lyam_katz) | 85.32 | 97.6% | 2023-11-23 |
| 10672. | Rusty (xxdragonlordxx) | 85.32 | 95% | 2023-01-22 |
| 10673. | Julia (julsaguaro) | 85.32 | 95% | 2020-02-21 |
| 10674. | Juan (scarifying) | 85.32 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10675. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 85.31 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 10676. | Nguyen (kidtrum) | 85.31 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10677. | Kylee (cheyna) | 85.31 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 10678. | Jimbo (harrian) | 85.31 | 94% | 2017-01-24 |
| 10679. | Stelllla6 (lonelyswede) | 85.30 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 10680. | Joe (xeravik) | 85.29 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10681. | Cadeyn (monkeycadeyn) | 85.29 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 10682. | Keith (flanneldemigod) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 10683. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 85.28 | 98% | 2025-10-09 |
| 10684. | j (swaggingpickle) | 85.28 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 10685. | Jack (touvski) | 85.27 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 10686. | Haky (haky4283) | 85.27 | 98% | 2024-09-20 |
| 10687. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 85.27 | 92% | 2015-07-12 |
| 10688. | George (geoioanid) | 85.26 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 10689. | Vashista (vashista) | 85.26 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 10690. | Sho (pumpingkin) | 85.26 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10691. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 85.26 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 10692. | Emily (em_hornet) | 85.26 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 10693. | Holcus (holcus_) | 85.25 | 98% | 2025-11-07 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |