As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4344. | efang (efang) | 100.49 | 92% | 2015-04-14 |
| 4345. | Kuro (thekuroever) | 100.48 | 96.7% | 2025-02-24 |
| 4346. | Chain37 (chain37) | 100.48 | 98% | 2026-04-12 |
| 4347. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 100.48 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 4348. | Jared (leopardstripes) | 100.47 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 4349. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 100.47 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 4350. | Andrew (mcentag) | 100.47 | 98% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4351. | Revy (revy_revy) | 100.46 | 99% | 2025-11-05 |
| 4352. | MahZ (mahz44meow) | 100.46 | 98% | 2025-06-15 |
| 4353. | intermediate 2029 (darkis99) | 100.46 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 4354. | Justin (velinquish) | 100.46 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 4355. | Phish (phishphishphish) | 100.46 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 4356. | Shayan (shayan98) | 100.46 | 18% | 2017-03-04 |
| 4357. | dubs (wxlx) | 100.45 | 97.7% | 2024-01-15 |
| 4358. | Harvey (rg_veda) | 100.45 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 4359. | adamski (adast1337) | 100.45 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 4360. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 100.44 | 99% | 2025-11-28 |
| 4361. | Andrew (jigsawphoenix) | 100.44 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 4362. | Jun (vegetto1126) | 100.44 | 93% | 2016-11-04 |
| 4363. | Jacob (monkeybenq) | 100.44 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 4364. | Ronald (primarch) | 100.44 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 4365. | Emily (miz_emily) | 100.44 | 97% | 2016-06-11 |
| 4366. | xizrika (irakli008) | 100.44 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 4367. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 100.43 | 99.3% | 2024-05-20 |
| 4368. | timothy (tim3452) | 100.43 | 98% | 2026-01-09 |
| 4369. | Jen (ethima) | 100.43 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 4370. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 100.43 | 99.1% | 2024-02-12 |
| 4371. | Excess (061400) | 100.43 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 4372. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 100.43 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 4373. | TyperGuy (dillymays) | 100.42 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |