So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20526. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 67.69 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 20527. | Lucas (opoutinechooo) | 67.69 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 20528. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 67.68 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 20529. | Richard (sthawkward) | 67.68 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 20530. | Lisa (lisamoose) | 67.68 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20531. | drew (drewg2009) | 67.68 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
| 20532. | Mario (siftage) | 67.68 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 20533. | Akshat (akshatpatel) | 67.67 | 92% | 2015-07-03 |
| 20534. | Dener (uchiha__sasuke) | 67.67 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| 20535. | Ace (acerek) | 67.67 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
| 20536. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 67.67 | 95% | 2015-10-13 |
| 20537. | kavin (kmdkk) | 67.67 | 90% | 2013-09-04 |
| 20538. | Lê Ngô (lengochi) | 67.67 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 20539. | Richiko (richikosaf) | 67.67 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 20540. | Yu (sadochist) | 67.67 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20541. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 67.67 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 20542. | Niklear (niklear) | 67.66 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 20543. | meiwah (utau) | 67.66 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 20544. | Monkey (monkey_sama) | 67.66 | 99% | 2011-08-05 |
| 20545. | Serg (intheocean) | 67.66 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 20546. | Sentek (sentek) | 67.66 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
| 20547. | Spiky (spikycat) | 67.66 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 20548. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 67.66 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 20549. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 67.66 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 20550. | lelocle (lelocle) | 67.66 | 96.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20551. | Talha (gamingmastar) | 67.65 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 20552. | KID (kidzor) | 67.65 | 95% | 2019-12-20 |
| 20553. | Stygian (untimely_demise) | 67.65 | 90% | 2011-10-18 |
| 20554. | jeff (jeffersongtg) | 67.65 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 20555. | Swetaketu (swetaketu51) | 67.65 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |