The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32491. | Michael Giardina (giardim) | 60.20 | 95% | 2023-11-20 |
| 32492. | Ken (hdstomp) | 60.20 | 95% | 2023-11-12 |
| 32493. | pun (punoar) | 60.20 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 32494. | blitter (blitter56) | 60.20 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
| 32495. | KeeG9x (keeg9x) | 60.20 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 32496. | yandi (yandimf) | 60.20 | 92% | 2013-10-03 |
| 32497. | Duong (duongvalo) | 60.20 | 93% | 2012-08-15 |
| 32498. | Ahmed (amico) | 60.19 | 95% | 2025-04-10 |
| 32499. | nuska :3 (nsuka) | 60.19 | 97% | 2025-04-11 |
| 32500. | Searchsr555 (searchsr555) | 60.19 | 95% | 2024-06-11 |
| 32501. | GrandScrub (grandscrub) | 60.19 | 96.1% | 2024-05-05 |
| 32502. | d (dricepractice) | 60.19 | 98% | 2011-09-29 |
| 32503. | Daniel (kix512) | 60.19 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 32504. | Yi-Fan (bioniclezx) | 60.19 | 97% | 2024-05-12 |
| 32505. | ismail (jesus174) | 60.19 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 32506. | Max (mxgl2810) | 60.19 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 32507. | FxckingBadAtThis (illustr4tum) | 60.18 | 95% | 2024-03-31 |
| 32508. | bebebe (beebbe) | 60.18 | 95.3% | 2024-03-20 |
| 32509. | Caden (hubert04) | 60.18 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 32510. | Eternal Void (hope001) | 60.18 | 95.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 32511. | Higetsu (higetsu_19) | 60.18 | 96% | 2023-11-16 |
| 32512. | hamdan (hamdankh) | 60.18 | 94.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 32513. | Shadow (monkey_d_shadow) | 60.18 | 95% | 2011-12-05 |
| 32514. | tsajan (tsajan) | 60.17 | 96% | 2025-03-17 |
| 32515. | Zoro (zoro_kaorts) | 60.17 | 95% | 2024-08-05 |
| 32516. | LeeRay (leeray) | 60.17 | 95.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 32517. | Ravi (ravi10) | 60.17 | 95% | 2022-11-09 |
| 32518. | Skye W. (xpeq7) | 60.17 | 97% | 2024-05-12 |
| 32519. | Notyabusiness (theodoric) | 60.17 | 93% | 2019-07-14 |
| 32520. | Hillary (hillzygirl1) | 60.16 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |