And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14282. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 89.23 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
| 14283. | Raffael (simonraffael) | 89.23 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 14284. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 89.23 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 14285. | The quick (ersamson) | 89.23 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 14286. | Rami (nub_paws) | 89.22 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 14287. | Hayley (tobine) | 89.22 | 89% | 2014-10-13 |
| 14288. | Tibz (tibz1337) | 89.22 | 94% | 2017-10-10 |
| 14289. | Lew (eyeofth3b3hold3r) | 89.21 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
| 14290. | Derek (dths03) | 89.21 | 98% | 2011-10-19 |
| 14291. | LIn En-Hsiang (iamovid) | 89.21 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 14292. | Kevin (pacers721) | 89.21 | 96% | 2012-10-29 |
| 14293. | summeR (canadianruler) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 14294. | yo (markus1012) | 89.20 | 100% | 2020-10-01 |
| 14295. | Huy (tqhuy1995) | 89.20 | 97% | 2014-07-30 |
| 14296. | Kulmania (kuldeepcg) | 89.20 | 90% | 2016-04-16 |
| 14297. | Josh (chickenjoe2) | 89.20 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 14298. | 李贞贤 (chocokeikeu) | 89.19 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 14299. | Tim (monk) | 89.19 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 14300. | S (juicebox_27) | 89.19 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 14301. | Tu (doangiangyen) | 89.19 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 14302. | Timothy (12tqian) | 89.19 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 14303. | Q (obokui) | 89.18 | 86% | 2017-04-03 |
| 14304. | Loser (dmred49) | 89.18 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 14305. | imWUMPUS (imwumpus) | 89.18 | 95% | 2011-09-07 |
| 14306. | desk (desk_wall) | 89.18 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 14307. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 89.18 | 99% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14308. | Mike (fastneko) | 89.18 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 14309. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 89.18 | 94% | 2023-02-20 |
| 14310. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 89.18 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14311. | Omer (okirnap) | 89.17 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |