Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14792. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 77.09 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14793. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 77.09 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 14794. | pap (papasi) | 77.09 | 98% | 2013-09-14 |
| 14795. | Abigail (abbyroad) | 77.09 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 14796. | Nathan (alohaboy31) | 77.09 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14797. | Logicism (justincenteno99) | 77.09 | 94.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14798. | ashok (ashokkasi) | 77.09 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 14799. | Ian (iantilp) | 77.08 | 92% | 2014-06-18 |
| 14800. | ju yun (schylarker) | 77.08 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 14801. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 77.08 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 14802. | Shane (shane_m) | 77.08 | 95% | 2013-05-08 |
| 14803. | Andres (avillarreal) | 77.08 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 14804. | Spook (spookmctoasty) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 14805. | jmzg (jmzg) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 14806. | Y (qwertyracer) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 14807. | jm (sirpricebeach) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 14808. | Zach (soul0men) | 77.07 | 86% | 2013-03-15 |
| 14809. | Pham (zatekusen) | 77.07 | 94% | 2013-12-10 |
| 14810. | Seprein (akwasidude) | 77.07 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 14811. | Tommy (tommy5902) | 77.07 | 97% | 2015-11-24 |
| 14812. | Jason (epiking) | 77.07 | 96% | 2017-05-07 |
| 14813. | Matthew (matt15151) | 77.07 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
| 14814. | Catalin (georgecatalin) | 77.07 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14815. | Monir (monir004) | 77.07 | 97.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 14816. | snitch (neiht) | 77.07 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| 14817. | lana (lanalynn) | 77.06 | 92% | 2014-06-15 |
| 14818. | sir abelot (lololong) | 77.06 | 94% | 2019-04-11 |
| 14819. | Charles (tiki2tgt) | 77.06 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 14820. | Pat (platts) | 77.06 | 98% | 2015-02-02 |
| 14821. | Anh (_azh_) | 77.06 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |