So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16015. | Sian (mysticka) | 74.90 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 16016. | Dani (danielrm93) | 74.90 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 16017. | Brent (themysteriousjake) | 74.90 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 16018. | ☭ (77) (john_70) | 74.90 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 16019. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 74.89 | 98.2% | 2023-07-20 |
| 16020. | John (jsnm59) | 74.89 | 95% | 2012-01-02 |
| 16021. | Rappo (rappo) | 74.89 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16022. | Yarohtar (yarohtar) | 74.89 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 16023. | William (william_david) | 74.89 | 94.7% | 2023-07-01 |
| 16024. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 74.89 | 98.5% | 2023-06-25 |
| 16025. | Mogoyombi (mogoyombi) | 74.89 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 16026. | Noah Sanchez (bikecommuter24) | 74.88 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 16027. | sunny (sunnyb10) | 74.88 | 95% | 2021-05-28 |
| 16028. | Marco (marcotheboy) | 74.88 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 16029. | Jonathan (jboom) | 74.88 | 94% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16030. | Heather (bowlinprincess) | 74.88 | 93% | 2011-08-02 |
| 16031. | Ashiq (ashiqhussain5522) | 74.87 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 16032. | BASIL (basilps123) | 74.87 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 16033. | Aimar (acheisa) | 74.87 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 16034. | Nikki (levitate_reachthesky) | 74.87 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
| 16035. | A Smokin' (alucardx) | 74.87 | 88% | 2017-02-07 |
| 16036. | Monil (monilsinghal) | 74.87 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 16037. | kw (k4dota) | 74.86 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 16038. | Dvoraker (rorya) | 74.86 | 90% | 2014-12-26 |
| 16039. | Peter (dusqe) | 74.86 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16040. | Amin (iran) | 74.86 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 16041. | jaMart (jamart) | 74.86 | 96% | 2013-10-18 |
| 16042. | Edward (ehwuh) | 74.86 | 82% | 2012-10-08 |
| 16043. | Paul (sloppie) | 74.86 | 94% | 2014-09-19 |
| 16044. | Dad (boosh) | 74.86 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |