The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9649. | keruya (keruya) | 89.94 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 9650. | Joyo (joyoboyou) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9651. | Pemanasan. (pemanasan) | 89.94 | 94% | 2011-07-23 |
| 9652. | tristen (unitristen) | 89.93 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 9653. | Richard (mrrichardmnixon) | 89.93 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9654. | Bruh (blackbacon08) | 89.93 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 9655. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 89.93 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 9656. | megan (monchaton) | 89.93 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 9657. | . (brazalik) | 89.93 | 97% | 2015-10-03 |
| 9658. | Marogos (exchiel) | 89.92 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 9659. | Alexander (vennor) | 89.92 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9660. | Dhanveer (epgturtle) | 89.92 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 9661. | gollum (gollum) | 89.92 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 9662. | Bhris (ck_bhris) | 89.91 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 9663. | Kevin (logia) | 89.91 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 9664. | Craig (ground2air) | 89.91 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 9665. | zev (zevvy) | 89.90 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 9666. | Space (spacedandy) | 89.90 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 9667. | Carlos (mongrelion) | 89.90 | 84% | 2014-02-25 |
| 9668. | liviu (trifu) | 89.90 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 9669. | Sam (samuel1112) | 89.90 | 96% | 2016-11-13 |
| 9670. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 89.90 | 95% | 2015-08-12 |
| 9671. | heclord (heclord) | 89.89 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9672. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 89.89 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 9673. | Bennett (cheapous) | 89.89 | 98% | 2011-07-02 |
| 9674. | Andrew (chucklesthebeard) | 89.89 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9675. | Matthieu (demiliard) | 89.89 | 96% | 2014-09-13 |
| 9676. | Nolfwin (mythk) | 89.89 | 93% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9677. | Aaron (bigboiaaron) | 89.89 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 9678. | isha (halli2013) | 89.88 | 98% | 2013-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |