I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5634. | Connor (notaporkupine) | 103.60 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 5635. | Jimbo (harrian) | 103.60 | 98% | 2017-04-12 |
| 5636. | Elias (mojolake) | 103.59 | 99% | 2022-11-18 |
| 5637. | Ryan (spempu) | 103.59 | 97.6% | 2024-03-15 |
| 5638. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 103.59 | 95.7% | 2024-11-24 |
| 5639. | Bulky Hulk (avg_typist) | 103.59 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5640. | LEntless (lentless) | 103.59 | 100% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5641. | toast742 (toast100) | 103.59 | 98.8% | 2023-07-26 |
| 5642. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 103.58 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 5643. | partytie5 (partytie5) | 103.57 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 5644. | hotgluedboard (nonnymoose) | 103.57 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 5645. | andy (rainmaker123) | 103.57 | 100% | 2024-08-31 |
| 5646. | sidm (sidm) | 103.57 | 99% | 2019-11-16 |
| 5647. | drunk (drunkvinni) | 103.57 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 5648. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 103.56 | 99% | 2018-05-05 |
| 5649. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 103.56 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 5650. | Adrian (aidrean13) | 103.55 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 5651. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 103.55 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 5652. | Moneyourself (moneyourself) | 103.55 | 100% | 2021-01-27 |
| 5653. | Elijah (mr_awes0me) | 103.54 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 5654. | Pol (crutchlow13) | 103.54 | 100% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5655. | (slithical) | 103.53 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 5656. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 103.53 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 5657. | fe (ferkoaa) | 103.53 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 5658. | P. (psilva00) | 103.53 | 97.8% | 2025-05-05 |
| 5659. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 103.53 | 99% | 2022-07-27 |
| 5660. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 103.53 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 5661. | sk (skkk) | 103.52 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5662. | bioboy246 (bioboy246) | 103.52 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 5663. | amberserpent (amberserpent) | 103.51 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |