So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13091. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 79.66 | 89% | 2012-04-16 |
| 13092. | Kyla (kyla0) | 79.66 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 13093. | silver (sasori) | 79.66 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 13094. | Spy (lightningspy) | 79.66 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 13095. | Wynne (wynne1997) | 79.65 | 96% | 2012-05-20 |
| 13096. | Abhijit (abhijitb1) | 79.65 | 92% | 2014-10-31 |
| 13097. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 79.65 | 97.7% | 2023-06-05 |
| 13098. | Michael (aznwing1216) | 79.65 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 13099. | millysec (21milly) | 79.65 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 13100. | Hari (hazkaz) | 79.64 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13101. | Gilang (sandstormfx) | 79.64 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
| 13102. | Esk (99tester) | 79.64 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 13103. | . (villutamme) | 79.64 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 13104. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 79.64 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13105. | namsom (charliesom) | 79.64 | 93% | 2016-09-28 |
| 13106. | Florent (flowrange) | 79.64 | 96% | 2011-11-24 |
| 13107. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 79.63 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 13108. | Rambles (ramblestheone) | 79.63 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 13109. | Addie (adiale) | 79.63 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 13110. | typernessa (typernessa) | 79.63 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13111. | Ernesto (aitenlabs) | 79.63 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| 13112. | Jun (junseo1216) | 79.63 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 13113. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 79.63 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 13114. | Kyle (ktharp25) | 79.63 | 96% | 2012-07-18 |
| 13115. | RIP (kidnappster) | 79.63 | 98% | 2014-07-15 |
| 13116. | bryan (mikeoxenfire) | 79.62 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13117. | Aleksi (aleqsi) | 79.62 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 13118. | Kaleb (kaleb3205) | 79.61 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 13119. | Charles (cpbh16) | 79.61 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 13120. | Chris (nasageek) | 79.61 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |