The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3233. | YZ (dvorak456) | 107.62 | 97.8% | 2024-11-19 |
| 3234. | Angry (table_smasher) | 107.62 | 96% | 2025-12-05 |
| 3235. | Aelius (aelius_colemakdh) | 107.62 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 3236. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 107.62 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3237. | MourningStar (mourningstar) | 107.62 | 92% | 2013-06-16 |
| 3238. | Beckyy (bbecky) | 107.62 | 93% | 2012-06-25 |
| 3239. | Bruce (brucefest) | 107.61 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3240. | L (nattysquid) | 107.60 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
| 3241. | SCM (smusson) | 107.60 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3242. | (otql) | 107.59 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 3243. | Sherif (zushauque) | 107.59 | 99% | 2013-06-20 |
| 3244. | Rædwulf (raedwulfr) | 107.58 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3245. | Allen (xs_ageart) | 107.58 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 3246. | DRAG HIM (ihatestairs) | 107.58 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 3247. | Jannyx (nyxal) | 107.57 | 98% | 2025-10-15 |
| 3248. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 107.57 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 3249. | Alison (monarca) | 107.56 | 96% | 2013-01-03 |
| 3250. | vith (vith) | 107.55 | 98% | 2012-12-21 |
| 3251. | Steven (kenzietech) | 107.55 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
| 3252. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 107.55 | 97% | 2017-04-13 |
| 3253. | mohamed (abc_this_is_me) | 107.54 | 98% | 2024-07-07 |
| 3254. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 107.54 | 99% | 2025-04-17 |
| 3255. | Pabst (pabst) | 107.54 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
| 3256. | Chunty (chunty) | 107.54 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 3257. | TangentY (colej0313) | 107.53 | 99% | 2025-10-10 |
| 3258. | J (someether) | 107.51 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 3259. | Sonmi-451 (shellyshells) | 107.50 | 98.2% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3260. | jsung (jsung888) | 107.48 | 98.3% | 2024-08-21 |
| 3261. | Legume (qbbqrl) | 107.48 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3262. | steverulz (steverulz92) | 107.47 | 99% | 2024-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |