So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12408. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 80.70 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 12409. | Gabrielle (gabbythenerd) | 80.70 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 12410. | Radjer (enfawz) | 80.70 | 97% | 2014-02-14 |
| 12411. | Maria (ladymariag) | 80.69 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 12412. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 80.69 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12413. | Will (karl__marx) | 80.69 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 12414. | Ami (amivu) | 80.69 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 12415. | Demisio (milky_) | 80.69 | 89% | 2016-11-24 |
| 12416. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 80.69 | 96% | 2017-01-03 |
| 12417. | Irakli (iraklius) | 80.68 | 92% | 2016-02-29 |
| 12418. | Aaron Siyuan Jiang (aronj400) | 80.68 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 12419. | mellismacka (mellismacka) | 80.68 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 12420. | Luka (lukoloz) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 12421. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 80.68 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 12422. | Bonnie (bonnieb1999) | 80.68 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 12423. | hailey (abbydabbylol) | 80.68 | 93% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12424. | Tyler (pixel_ty) | 80.67 | 96% | 2016-07-06 |
| 12425. | Sarah (sebrill) | 80.67 | 100% | 2013-07-02 |
| 12426. | Alison (monarca) | 80.67 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 12427. | Matt (boatsy) | 80.66 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 12428. | sang (shatoboar) | 80.66 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 12429. | Fjord (fjord41) | 80.66 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 12430. | EO (eo_37) | 80.66 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12431. | Lulu (lululaze) | 80.66 | 96% | 2016-11-26 |
| 12432. | Angela (angelarhe02) | 80.66 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 12433. | Andre (kuronichi) | 80.66 | 94% | 2011-12-05 |
| 12434. | Ed (metagyn44) | 80.66 | 93% | 2012-09-26 |
| 12435. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 12436. | 131251 (mcumento) | 80.65 | 94% | 2016-10-16 |
| 12437. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 80.65 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |