I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4929. | TIN (daons) | 100.06 | 99% | 2021-12-29 |
| 4930. | Duy (duy134) | 100.05 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 4931. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 100.05 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 4932. | alex (itsskoots) | 100.04 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 4933. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 100.04 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 4934. | SL (supercoolsel) | 100.03 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 4935. | ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ (h... | 100.03 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 4936. | Mason (captainmom7) | 100.03 | 98.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 4937. | aåopisdhæapsndæapsndæpa... | 100.02 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 4938. | John (dailypractice) | 100.02 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 4939. | Devin (devinqu) | 100.02 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 4940. | Greg (xpec824) | 100.01 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
| 4941. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 100.00 | 98.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 4942. | J (falsekrakk808) | 100.00 | 98% | 2015-05-27 |
| 4943. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 99.99 | 97.8% | 2023-08-21 |
| 4944. | candman0705 (ethanso7) | 99.99 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 4945. | Momo (momo270) | 99.98 | 87% | 2015-07-27 |
| 4946. | Max Bylund (maxbyl) | 99.97 | 97.7% | 2025-04-18 |
| 4947. | Kyle (kylenerd) | 99.97 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 4948. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 99.97 | 99% | 2019-05-29 |
| 4949. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 99.97 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 4950. | Nate (rolingad) | 99.97 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4951. | Matt (mattielim) | 99.96 | 87% | 2015-07-24 |
| 4952. | keke (hpchco) | 99.95 | 96.8% | 2024-07-13 |
| 4953. | use appropriate username (w... | 99.95 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 4954. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 99.94 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 4955. | Whippin' (whippin) | 99.94 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4956. | Richard (richardgew) | 99.94 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4957. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 99.93 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 4958. | Jason (terminatorer) | 99.93 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |