So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32698. | Ghribi (kaspersaif) | 47.90 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 32699. | denys (denisoh) | 47.89 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
| 32700. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 47.89 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
| 32701. | CptnAzk (cptnazk) | 47.89 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 32702. | slobo (slobo55) | 47.89 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 32703. | Vasudha (vuvuzella) | 47.89 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 32704. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 47.89 | 89% | 2014-01-01 |
| 32705. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 47.89 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
| 32706. | Rashid (rashidd) | 47.89 | 90% | 2012-04-25 |
| 32707. | Raymond (racerwins) | 47.89 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 32708. | rushmin (panduka) | 47.89 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 32709. | speedemon (speedemon1782) | 47.88 | 94% | 2022-03-10 |
| 32710. | Shahriar Jubayer (jubayer03) | 47.88 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 32711. | CKCheese (ckcheese) | 47.88 | 93% | 2020-03-25 |
| 32712. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 47.88 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
| 32713. | Deanna (deanna) | 47.88 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 32714. | Mohammad (mostat) | 47.87 | 94% | 2021-11-14 |
| 32715. | y (bzy107) | 47.87 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
| 32716. | emily (emily_watston) | 47.87 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 32717. | SPIDER (spider_1) | 47.87 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 32718. | Alo (alooo) | 47.87 | 98% | 2019-11-24 |
| 32719. | Momen (momen99) | 47.87 | 94% | 2020-08-22 |
| 32720. | Rubine_e (rubine_e) | 47.87 | 93% | 2021-01-22 |
| 32721. | Oskar (dailypants) | 47.86 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 32722. | katherine (cherrycream25) | 47.86 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 32723. | chris (androidmk) | 47.86 | 91% | 2014-11-26 |
| 32724. | Aman (amansharma10) | 47.85 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 32725. | Srdjan (srle1312) | 47.85 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 32726. | vbk (vbk_) | 47.85 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 32727. | Hunter (hunterthegodgod) | 47.85 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |