The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15710. | Jj (issajacob) | 78.85 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 15711. | Whitecap (whitecap) | 78.85 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 15712. | Ui (so_ta) | 78.85 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 15713. | Hessi (hessijames) | 78.85 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 15714. | Davis (lamee) | 78.85 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 15715. | Phil (psmesrud) | 78.85 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 15716. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 78.85 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 15717. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 15718. | K (bvkn) | 78.84 | 94% | 2017-09-28 |
| 15719. | Greg (grrg) | 78.84 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15720. | Sho (pumpingkin) | 78.84 | 96.1% | 2021-02-20 |
| 15721. | Arif (aripin_cmk) | 78.84 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 15722. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 78.84 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 15723. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 78.84 | 98% | 2015-10-27 |
| 15724. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 78.84 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 15725. | Raido (audioplacid) | 78.84 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 15726. | Sadra (sadra17) | 78.83 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 15727. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 78.83 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 15728. | Ben (_b3n_) | 78.83 | 89% | 2015-05-28 |
| 15729. | Amy (miss_a) | 78.83 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 15730. | Molality (molality) | 78.83 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
| 15731. | Mike (vangranger42) | 78.83 | 94% | 2015-07-27 |
| 15732. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 78.83 | 94% | 2017-02-16 |
| 15733. | jaret (jitterz) | 78.83 | 95% | 2011-05-14 |
| 15734. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 78.83 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 15735. | Kiko (kikozz) | 78.82 | 97.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 15736. | bruh (jakubd) | 78.82 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 15737. | Timothy (timply) | 78.82 | 93% | 2011-08-26 |
| 15738. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 78.82 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
| 15739. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 78.82 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |