I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15213. | Josue (mangalarge) | 75.28 | 98% | 2023-06-18 |
| 15214. | Tyrannius (weedmaster420) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 15215. | JamesNguyen (jameskn) | 75.28 | 96% | 2024-10-29 |
| 15216. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 75.28 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 15217. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 75.28 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 15218. | Natapon (tetracarboxylic) | 75.28 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 15219. | dennisbot (dennisbot) | 75.27 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 15220. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 75.27 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 15221. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 75.27 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 15222. | Charkz (charkz) | 75.27 | 90% | 2016-11-29 |
| 15223. | Alvin (rktsly) | 75.26 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
| 15224. | Cory (coryg69) | 75.26 | 96% | 2023-10-17 |
| 15225. | UNOS! (unosofmanila) | 75.26 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15226. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 75.26 | 96.2% | 2023-05-26 |
| 15227. | lhk (lighthouse_keeper) | 75.26 | 94% | 2020-12-17 |
| 15228. | Ey (helloboss320) | 75.26 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 15229. | krittika (mojitroll) | 75.25 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 15230. | Richard (jjjxxx) | 75.25 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15231. | Leeway (shosaloza111) | 75.25 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15232. | jay00013 (jay00013) | 75.24 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 15233. | Jared (angrybadger) | 75.24 | 95.9% | 2023-11-01 |
| 15234. | ATinyFish (atinyfish) | 75.24 | 98.1% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15235. | Michael (notmaiku) | 75.24 | 96.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15236. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 75.24 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 15237. | Aad (aadpaling) | 75.24 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 15238. | JoY (j0y_y) | 75.23 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 15239. | + (hollin) | 75.23 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 15240. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 75.23 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 15241. | TravelingSlug (travelingslug) | 75.22 | 98% | 2025-08-09 |
| 15242. | hohoho (doridorie) | 75.22 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |