Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8582. | Roohan (jeetuni) | 88.97 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 8583. | Evan (iemdone) | 88.97 | 92% | 2012-01-29 |
| 8584. | dee (dee321) | 88.97 | 99% | 2020-11-08 |
| 8585. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 88.96 | 93% | 2012-02-06 |
| 8586. | King (kingthiccness) | 88.96 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 8587. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 88.96 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 8588. | Duo (d_kat) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 8589. | Alfredo (alfredoheights) | 88.96 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 8590. | Said Umer (saidii) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8591. | you (youu) | 88.95 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 8592. | No (bambusnippel) | 88.95 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 8593. | BEN (hermanatorpc) | 88.95 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 8594. | Ulrick (ulrick999) | 88.95 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8595. | Ahmed (_ahmed2001youssef) | 88.95 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8596. | Master (nasty121) | 88.94 | 96% | 2013-01-28 |
| 8597. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 88.94 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 8598. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 8599. | Mojave (mojave) | 88.93 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 8600. | Cory (coryandrewwest) | 88.93 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 8601. | Trichobezoar (kappadin) | 88.92 | 97% | 2016-06-02 |
| 8602. | Nick (coyote96) | 88.92 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 8603. | Reko (rekoreko) | 88.91 | 97% | 2016-01-09 |
| 8604. | Manssanan (goddesspan) | 88.91 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 8605. | peancelt (peancelt) | 88.91 | 97.9% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8606. | Wyte (whiteguy1) | 88.90 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 8607. | nike (nikewrayy) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 8608. | Chris (schindlersfist) | 88.89 | 92% | 2015-05-02 |
| 8609. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 88.89 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
| 8610. | Joe (jrobins) | 88.89 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 8611. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 88.89 | 99% | 2015-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |