So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10259. | tstats[yungskrunt] (yungskr... | 85.13 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 10260. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 85.12 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 10261. | Eric (grooster99) | 85.12 | 98.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10262. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 85.12 | 95% | 2016-07-23 |
| 10263. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 85.12 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 10264. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 85.11 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 10265. | Wangus (shaggysuave) | 85.11 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 10266. | pingx (jpairat) | 85.11 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 10267. | Lori (lokait) | 85.10 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10268. | Nick (deadspace) | 85.10 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 10269. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 85.09 | 94% | 2020-02-23 |
| 10270. | Keith (giraffiam) | 85.09 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 10271. | (lwycsrc) | 85.09 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 10272. | Kaylie (suettt) | 85.09 | 97% | 2014-07-26 |
| 10273. | Koki (tanon710) | 85.09 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 10274. | Piotr (pmurach) | 85.09 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
| 10275. | mohsye (mohsye) | 85.08 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 10276. | bean boy (samcrog) | 85.08 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 10277. | Macy (yesmadamepresident) | 85.07 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10278. | - (sinyanya) | 85.07 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 10279. | Watja (watja) | 85.07 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
| 10280. | Mick (mickyuille) | 85.07 | 93% | 2011-12-24 |
| 10281. | Andrew (ahalle) | 85.07 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 10282. | Quelm (quelmdrash) | 85.07 | 94% | 2012-11-25 |
| 10283. | nisun gomi (gomi) | 85.07 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 10284. | Robby (icybot) | 85.06 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 10285. | b lmao (matt16861) | 85.05 | 91% | 2014-03-30 |
| 10286. | Mark (powrtoch) | 85.05 | 94% | 2012-06-05 |
| 10287. | D (davidju) | 85.04 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 10288. | Slowest (soez4me) | 85.04 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |