So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12486. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 80.88 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 12487. | Ehtisham (thebeast111) | 80.88 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12488. | phil (phil11) | 80.88 | 91% | 2014-05-11 |
| 12489. | Berk (ncfy) | 80.88 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 12490. | Amy (smore) | 80.88 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 12491. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 80.88 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 12492. | braddagio (braddagiobradbry... | 80.88 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 12493. | Marcus (mizormarcus) | 80.87 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 12494. | David (psfmer) | 80.87 | 95% | 2014-10-08 |
| 12495. | Baris (bseber) | 80.87 | 94% | 2015-03-01 |
| 12496. | iCry (icry) | 80.87 | 99% | 2019-12-15 |
| 12497. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 80.87 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 12498. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 80.87 | 92% | 2016-04-04 |
| 12499. | Sam (sameertilva) | 80.86 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 12500. | omejeyo (omejeyo) | 80.86 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 12501. | Jon (paintwalls) | 80.86 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 12502. | KenBen (kenben) | 80.85 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 12503. | Vincent (carebox) | 80.85 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 12504. | Conan (conan_dev) | 80.85 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 12505. | mohan (mohan2002) | 80.85 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 12506. | Adrem (akratic_adrem) | 80.85 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 12507. | Hữu (khanhcuteo) | 80.85 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 12508. | George (georgetypes) | 80.85 | 97% | 2013-03-11 |
| 12509. | Caleb (cbob) | 80.84 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 12510. | Steven (stentann) | 80.84 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 12511. | Mitch (mitch_anderson47) | 80.84 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 12512. | Simon (szheng17) | 80.84 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 12513. | Ket (ket93) | 80.84 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 12514. | Vu (mnhv1402) | 80.83 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 12515. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 80.83 | 97.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |