As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17298. | Ray (rayliu) | 67.27 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
| 17299. | lei (leivid) | 67.27 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
| 17300. | Esaias (esaiastilly) | 67.27 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 17301. | Krish (krish3004) | 67.27 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 17302. | maxf (maxf8) | 67.27 | 93% | 2017-04-14 |
| 17303. | lim (yeeping1) | 67.27 | 92% | 2015-07-08 |
| 17304. | Allen (asims1988) | 67.27 | 95% | 2015-08-29 |
| 17305. | griffin (griffinbbb) | 67.26 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 17306. | kenzi (swag_i_am_swagger) | 67.26 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 17307. | Kevin (crazycranberry) | 67.26 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 17308. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 67.26 | 95% | 2019-03-19 |
| 17309. | taste (lan9erhans) | 67.25 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 17310. | Amr (amr620) | 67.25 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 17311. | Locomotion22 (locomotion22) | 67.25 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 17312. | Emil (sipy2002sipy) | 67.25 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 17313. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 67.25 | 95% | 2017-11-11 |
| 17314. | Chimova (chimova) | 67.24 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 17315. | Hunchin (hunchin) | 67.24 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 17316. | Isaac (xecisaac) | 67.24 | 97% | 2019-12-25 |
| 17317. | Ashot (avagyanah) | 67.24 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 17318. | Mohammed (mohammed1_be) | 67.24 | 96.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 17319. | Eduardo (xgoivo) | 67.24 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17320. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 67.24 | 95% | 2016-08-21 |
| 17321. | Sivert (ivcasstiel) | 67.23 | 99% | 2017-09-30 |
| 17322. | Ayrton (ayrtonns) | 67.22 | 91% | 2015-12-16 |
| 17323. | Neel (jydoenwat) | 67.22 | 95% | 2022-09-21 |
| 17324. | J (typeracereeu9d) | 67.22 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 17325. | Zach (fullbright) | 67.22 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
| 17326. | Alec (1lec) | 67.21 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 17327. | ShungitePeddler (jbragains) | 67.21 | 96.5% | 2024-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |