I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2654. | joash (iamabeater) | 117.85 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2655. | BryBry (lolimeth) | 117.85 | 99% | 2017-05-10 |
| 2656. | A (ag2718) | 117.83 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 2657. | frank (kuromont) | 117.82 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2658. | TyperDiaper (porkpopp) | 117.82 | 100% | 2023-10-27 |
| 2659. | Cameron (camh) | 117.81 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2660. | Jon (joofers) | 117.79 | 98.2% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2661. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 117.78 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2662. | Gay Toyholi (l3hargav) | 117.77 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| 2663. | asasjdklas (veryslowostam) | 117.75 | 99% | 2017-11-12 |
| 2664. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 117.74 | 95% | 2025-09-15 |
| 2665. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 117.74 | 100% | 2017-03-24 |
| 2666. | Tom (hilltopchill) | 117.74 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2667. | (robby250) | 117.73 | 98% | 2025-08-08 |
| 2668. | Cool (j_adam) | 117.73 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 2669. | wandering (crusherxf) | 117.71 | 96.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2670. | Aakarshan (aakarshank) | 117.70 | 98.8% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2671. | Please use an appropriate n... | 117.70 | 100% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2672. | Rey (typingaccount7) | 117.70 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 2673. | Bill (physicsgod) | 117.69 | 99% | 2018-02-04 |
| 2674. | Yair (tovahi10) | 117.69 | 92% | 2017-01-21 |
| 2675. | Danablend (danablend) | 117.69 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 2676. | DEBILANA TOTALNA (demiurg) | 117.68 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2677. | Avery (ba0z1) | 117.68 | 98.2% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2678. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 117.68 | 99% | 2018-12-28 |
| 2679. | susuwu (auraexcalibur) | 117.68 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2680. | Spencer (spenciepoo) | 117.67 | 99% | 2022-11-01 |
| 2681. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 117.67 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 2682. | clerie (sovasin) | 117.67 | 99% | 2018-06-02 |
| 2683. | Ankit Kumar (ankitnain) | 117.65 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |