The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15365. | John (curranjohn) | 31.18 | 95.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15366. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 31.18 | 90% | 2012-03-21 |
| 15367. | bri (bunbunbri) | 31.17 | 90% | 2016-03-01 |
| 15368. | Sophie (sophiebrown6) | 31.17 | 91% | 2020-02-22 |
| 15369. | Milk (zappedsixty7) | 31.17 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 15370. | Zsombor (melidon) | 31.17 | 94% | 2021-02-26 |
| 15371. | Ri (reeb) | 31.17 | 86% | 2012-12-28 |
| 15372. | kostantis (kargakosk) | 31.15 | 92% | 2020-08-12 |
| 15373. | Dolev (sylarxd) | 31.15 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 15374. | Burcu (elika) | 31.14 | 91% | 2014-03-17 |
| 15375. | Guess (youandme) | 31.14 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 15376. | eren (hangiceren) | 31.11 | 90% | 2015-04-27 |
| 15377. | Huey (hueylewis97) | 31.11 | 92% | 2015-08-12 |
| 15378. | Heavy (flycat) | 31.11 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 15379. | Neil (starscream0311) | 31.10 | 95% | 2020-02-02 |
| 15380. | Mikhail (dr_mulholland) | 31.09 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 15381. | mohamed (mohamed______) | 31.08 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 15382. | Lewis (mcpasta) | 31.08 | 93% | 2023-07-28 |
| 15383. | DNE (eh_dne) | 31.07 | 91% | 2016-05-05 |
| 15384. | takis (takis111) | 31.07 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 15385. | Soon (duggy21) | 31.07 | 96% | 2011-09-22 |
| 15386. | mehdi (mahdih) | 31.06 | 94% | 2022-02-26 |
| 15387. | armaan (tellmykeybordiloveher) | 31.06 | 90% | 2018-09-07 |
| 15388. | pandiarajan (rpandi) | 31.06 | 90% | 2012-12-31 |
| 15389. | Im trash (darius_e_bou) | 31.05 | 90.3% | 2021-02-22 |
| 15390. | ZAKARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... | 31.04 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15391. | Joho (hrdr) | 31.03 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 15392. | Kevin (tetouf) | 31.02 | 87% | 2014-04-16 |
| 15393. | Fausan (fausan) | 31.02 | 95% | 2014-06-27 |
| 15394. | Abdullah Ali (abdullah___ali) | 31.01 | 95% | 2023-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |