I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2590. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2591. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2592. | Arthead (arthead) | 78.03 | 96.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| 2593. | Eksde (luckyzxd) | 78.02 | 96% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2594. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2595. | Alex (alexdf54) | 77.99 | 95% | 2024-03-30 |
| 2596. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 77.95 | 97.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2597. | Stretch (strezetch) | 77.95 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 2598. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 77.94 | 96.5% | 2023-07-05 |
| 2599. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 77.93 | 96.4% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2600. | nathan (chillyproductions) | 77.92 | 96% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2601. | Bat (batdude) | 77.92 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 2602. | Sint (sint11) | 77.88 | 96.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2603. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 77.87 | 96.9% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2604. | garlicc (bbert17) | 77.85 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2605. | Shivam (exergo) | 77.79 | 97.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2606. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 77.78 | 96.8% | 2023-06-14 |
| 2607. | aeternity (aeternity) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2608. | Andres (andresitotsestoshowa) | 77.72 | 97.8% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2609. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 77.72 | 95.2% | 2024-12-08 |
| 2610. | Kamil Boehm (dvorak_ftw_4eva) | 77.70 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 2611. | RED (red666) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2612. | Chheung (chheung) | 77.68 | 96% | 2024-03-18 |
| 2613. | finedhe54 (finedhe54) | 77.68 | 94.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 2614. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 77.68 | 97.5% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2615. | JomnoiZ (jomnoi) | 77.66 | 96% | 2024-02-21 |
| 2616. | Shane (shanef) | 77.66 | 95% | 2023-11-23 |
| 2617. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 77.66 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 2618. | squeakyspider (squeakyspider) | 77.64 | 94% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2619. | Properal (properal) | 77.64 | 96% | 2025-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |