I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8403. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 89.98 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8404. | Jia Quan (weejiaquan) | 89.98 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 8405. | Toraneko (ookamicat) | 89.98 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 8406. | Daniel (yourfqace) | 89.97 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8407. | " " (jawnny) | 89.97 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8408. | tulipheidi (mimimo) | 89.97 | 98.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 8409. | shoguuun (kr_woon) | 89.97 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8410. | FedEx Truck (yena_) | 89.96 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 8411. | Albert (bikertoad) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 8412. | Koma5 (xultronix) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8413. | CapoAgus (capoagus) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 8414. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 89.95 | 97.6% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8415. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 89.93 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 8416. | sorta (holdiers) | 89.93 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8417. | yesman (yesman9527) | 89.93 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8418. | JRD (yesjrd) | 89.93 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8419. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 89.92 | 98.7% | 2024-06-05 |
| 8420. | Saad (ehtylno) | 89.92 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 8421. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 89.92 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 8422. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 89.92 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 8423. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 89.92 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| 8424. | Sylph264 (sylph264) | 89.91 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 8425. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 89.91 | 96% | 2024-01-29 |
| 8426. | Joe (therunner09) | 89.91 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 8427. | Petar (stoptrynafix) | 89.90 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8428. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 89.90 | 99% | 2015-11-15 |
| 8429. | Piny (piny) | 89.90 | 88% | 2016-08-07 |
| 8430. | Markus (markustelser) | 89.89 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 8431. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 89.89 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 8432. | Brian (thaaemis) | 89.89 | 98% | 2015-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |