The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27131. | a21wt (a21wt) | 60.64 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 27132. | minsun (tjslrh90) | 60.63 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 27133. | Thiago (marano) | 60.63 | 94% | 2011-10-18 |
| 27134. | Kaung Myat Oo (kaungmyatoo7) | 60.62 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 27135. | Askhat (smallboy) | 60.62 | 83% | 2016-06-25 |
| 27136. | Cuong (qt1003) | 60.62 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 27137. | Kyle J. (kylejmiles) | 60.62 | 97% | 2014-12-23 |
| 27138. | Slayer (ritik_singh) | 60.61 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 27139. | Nursultan (akyptan) | 60.61 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 27140. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (jim... | 60.61 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 27141. | adam (adambolanos) | 60.61 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 27142. | Spencer (silentfoe9) | 60.60 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 27143. | Mac (justmac) | 60.60 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
| 27144. | Imnatoshi (hanmayujiro) | 60.60 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 27145. | T.T.O.T (thatturtleoverthere) | 60.60 | 95% | 2015-06-27 |
| 27146. | Duy (phamanhduy1990) | 60.60 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 27147. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 60.59 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 27148. | Aaron (shadracon) | 60.59 | 89% | 2017-02-03 |
| 27149. | sabbir (leoshabr) | 60.59 | 93% | 2013-05-22 |
| 27150. | Matheus (toxicmonkey54) | 60.58 | 95% | 2022-03-25 |
| 27151. | IDK (aidanlackey) | 60.58 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 27152. | eBright (ebright) | 60.58 | 89% | 2016-10-09 |
| 27153. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 60.58 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 27154. | justtry (justtry) | 60.58 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 27155. | purushothaman (purush1702) | 60.58 | 87% | 2012-09-04 |
| 27156. | Potato (haikal) | 60.57 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 27157. | Vincent (vkillerz) | 60.57 | 86% | 2016-03-31 |
| 27158. | mrv (mrv0301) | 60.57 | 92% | 2015-02-17 |
| 27159. | Ryytsduuft (ryytsduuft) | 60.57 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 27160. | aakk (thegreatkid) | 60.56 | 91% | 2013-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |