The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20375. | Harrison (talllando) | 71.17 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 20376. | LoanSh (ardwzt) | 71.17 | 94.9% | 2023-08-31 |
| 20377. | ryan (frustrate) | 71.17 | 95% | 2017-06-26 |
| 20378. | jep (jepbdeguzman) | 71.17 | 95% | 2015-02-28 |
| 20379. | oluwatoba (oluwatoba) | 71.17 | 90% | 2012-08-25 |
| 20380. | Hunter (mechagallade) | 71.16 | 94% | 2013-06-27 |
| 20381. | Billy (us10billy) | 71.16 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 20382. | Marjuk (mashrafimarjuk) | 71.16 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 20383. | Martin (murten) | 71.16 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
| 20384. | Emil (frajjdan) | 71.16 | 87% | 2013-09-27 |
| 20385. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 71.16 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 20386. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 71.16 | 98% | 2012-12-13 |
| 20387. | Max (morex) | 71.16 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 20388. | Speedy (fwz187) | 71.15 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 20389. | Jordan (invictusj) | 71.15 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 20390. | Derek (derekbrock) | 71.15 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 20391. | ox1011 (falyure) | 71.14 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 20392. | Mohab Tharwat (mohab97) | 71.14 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 20393. | femonemonemo (femonemo) | 71.14 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 20394. | Izzy (izzyberaja) | 71.14 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 20395. | Brad (bg2500) | 71.14 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 20396. | JHong (jhong3139) | 71.14 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 20397. | Pen (pensword) | 71.14 | 94% | 2015-02-24 |
| 20398. | Pawan (pawan1991) | 71.14 | 93% | 2016-09-14 |
| 20399. | Tore (tkvande) | 71.14 | 92% | 2014-11-03 |
| 20400. | Taylor (taylorx) | 71.14 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 20401. | Dredd (dredd20) | 71.13 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 20402. | Ken (ken_dv) | 71.13 | 96% | 2015-01-31 |
| 20403. | EZOU (ezoushen) | 71.13 | 96% | 2023-07-29 |
| 20404. | Mariffu (mariffu) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |